Artie Lange Explodes On Stern Show
Artie Lange seems to be a person that deals in extremes. Yesterday, a docile Artie slept his way through the Howard Stern Show, and today, he exploded into a rage that resulted in a physical altercation with his assistant Teddy.
It all started when Artie and Teddy had an argument in the hallway. Ever the show host, Stern brought Teddy into the studio to do an on air resolution to what Artie and Teddy were arguing about. The segment was boisterous and started out as something entertaining to listen to. It was obvious that Artie was upset, but no one could have foreseen what happened at the end of the segment.
The argument went from Teddy messing up on some assignments, to a discussion of what exactly teddy’s responsibilities were, to how much money Teddy makes as an assistant to Artie. At one point, Lange accused Teddy of stealing money from him, and being ungrateful for additional bonuses and loans that Artie had given Teddy.
Then the Flash Point.
Artie threw a glass of water across the studio, jumped over the studio console, and went right after Teddy. The studio erupted into confusion as Stern Show staffers threw themselves between the 300 pound Lange, and Teddy. Artie was so angered that he literally would have ripped off Teddy’s head had he been able to get to him. Robin was screaming, Stern was calling for control, and the sounds of a scuffle filled the airwaves.
Once settled, Howard expressed grave concern for what had transpired. Artie came back into the studio, and was still angered. At one point Lange even spoke of resigning from the show. Stern stated that the behavior exhibited by Artie was unacceptable and that informed Artie that he needs to maintain control of himself. Artie, speaking about himself said that he was not a good person, and there was no way he could guarantee that such an episode would not happen again. It was suggested that Artie leave the studio, which he did.
Lange and his assistant Teddy are both scheduled to fly to Amsterdam this evening. The status of the trip is unknown. Show staffers were expressing concern for bot Teddy as well as Artie, and efforts were made to get someone with Artie, as staffers felt that Artie was at a breaking point.
For his part, Teddy returned to the studio and spoke to Stern. Teddy said he was not going to sue, and that he had hopes that something good could come from this. Teddy at one point offered to leave the show so that the show would not suffer from a loss of Artie. Stern informed Teddy that this suggestion was not the solution.
Whether Lange returns to the Howard Stern Show is now likely up in the air. At this point it would appear that Stern wants to let the situation cool down, and will address things later. The question now is whether Lange, who clearly has a lot of ongoing issues, is in the right frame of mind to not only be a show participant, but should he even be alone, and traveling to a country where things are a bit more liberal with drugs given Artie’s current mental state.
There is concern for Artie as a person here, as well as a professional on the show, and no one knows exactly how to address it. Stern has in the past banned talent from the show because of physical altercations. On the professional side what happened today is not appropriate, and a ban should be considered. Artie has to know that being on the Stern show has catapulted his comedy career, so such a move could be financially devastating. On a personal side, there is obvious concern for Lange. No one wants to see Lange fall.
While Lange has expressed rage and hate for Teddy, it is perhaps Teddy’s actions that will be Artie’s savior. Teddy is not going after anyone, and not pressing the issue. Whether or not Lange will see this is unknown. With Lange scheduled to be away over the weekend, it may be Monday before we know any more detail.
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I have really enjoyed listening to Artie on the show. I won’t say I love him, because I don’t know him, but I did start listening to Howard when he joined, and I can’t imagine what the show would be like without him and wish I didn’t have to. When he’s in good form, he’s the best. I think he’d be a great guy to sit in a bar with and have a laugh, but he is seriously damaged, and I don’t find it funny anymore. I have gotten so sick of hearing about his weight and his failed relationships and his problems, which all appear to be self-inflicted. He has all the resources in the world to be a better person, mentally and physically, job security, money, family, friends, yet he constantly rejects every opportunity to get better. People, fans and coworkers, need to say enough, including Howard. At this point, he’s not a good person, and no one should have to suffer his abuse. He’s just like any other abuser: he hurts the people who care about him, then feels guilty about it and puts himself down, then everyone feels bad for him and tries to make him feel better, and then he goes ahead and hurts them again. He’s so obviously on drugs: the sweating, calling in sick, the hair-trigger anger, and the people on the show refuse to acknowledge it. Having been with a substance abuser in the past, it is actually painful to listen to Artie’s downward spiral and his affect on all the people who continue to accept his abuse and make excuses for his inexcusable behavior. I felt so terrible when Teddy said Artie didn’t mean it and that it was his fault for bringing up a subject that would set Artie off. I know how hard it is to say, I can’t help you anymore and I need to take care of myself first, but that’s the only power you have left over the situation. As much as Gary and all the rest claim they’re not enablers and there’s nothing they can do, they are enablers, and there is something they can do: kick Artie off the show. I wish that wasn’t the answer, but it’s the only one available if Artie continues to refuse the help he so obviously needs.
I’ve been listening for about eight years. The past year or so, it’s gotten more and more painful to listen to Artie. Not simply because of the weight gain, wheezing, sleeping, drugs, alcohol, hookers, etc. — but because he’s just not funny anymore. And Artie doesn’t see that. He’s always been the “lovable screwup” but it’s gone too far. He keeps trotting out the same old stories, and if I have to hear him say one more time “I used to be an athlete, you know…” I will turn off the radio. It’s embarrassing and transparent and awkward.
This is exactly what Artie Lange has wanted. He clearly wanted to rid himself of the show. His actions point to this fact every day. If you really value and respect your job, do you sleep there? Do you cram 10,000 calories down your throat and crash in a sugar/fat meltdown leaving you worthless? Artie has been looking for an out for a long time. I think it may have been a little under a year ago after the “Bro” fight with Howard, where Artie was looking into leaving the show “for himself”, to get better. He said he was going to travel to Italy or something proposterous like that. He is clearly a fragile human being who needs to admit that he has a problem. He always says that he knows how messed up he is, but he hasn’t truly admitted his problem because he refuses to do anything about it. His problem may seem to big to him. After all, it does encompass a myriad of things. Alcohol, addiction, laziness, overeating, sex with hookers etc. I like the guy, but c’mon dude….Get real….you have such a good life there if you want it. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and take back your life.
Howard clearly pushed Artie’s buttons by taking up for Teddy. Howard never should of got in the middle, much less take Teddy’s side. Everyone can say what they went about Artie’s problems, but the be all end all is he’s great for the show and it’s amazing he hasn’t tried to beat someone elses ass as much as he gets f’d with. Howard certainly wasn’t his BRO there!!
Dump that fat load Artie NOW…Bring back Jackie Martling
howard stern is totally irrelavent.
it is interesting when wack-a-doos blow up on air though.
in a few years he’ll be on the home shopping network shlepping gold plated old time microphones.