Howard Stern’s Get Grandpa Laid Winner Dies – Before Claiming Prize!
Ugh, So Close! The 86 year old Stern Show favorite, Johnny Orris has reportedly died before getting to claim his prize.
Just hours before Grandpa Johnny was set to take a run at couple of prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch he was out celebrating with his loving grandson and choked on a bite of his pregame steak. He was later pronounced dead at a local hospital.
The man survived 86 years, had already checked into the hotel, and was literally hours away from his “date” with hookers Caressa and Vanity – yes, both of them – Oh cruel world.
“This is [the] saddest day in Bunny Ranch history — the girls just loved this guy,” Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof said.
Life is short, hug and love your family every chance you get.
December 13th will forever be known as no meat day. We should recognize this day and refrain from red meat every year for what it did to poor old Johnny.
Dat feel. Want to cry for this guy and his grandson. Farq.