johnny-orris-get-grandpa-laid-howard-sternUgh, So Close! The 86 year old Stern Show favorite, Johnny Orris has reportedly died before getting to claim his prize.

Just hours before Grandpa Johnny was set to take a run at couple of prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch he was out celebrating with his loving grandson and choked on a bite of his pregame steak. He was later pronounced dead at a local hospital.

The man survived 86 years, had already checked into the hotel, and was literally hours away from his “date” with hookers Caressa and Vanity – yes, both of them – Oh cruel world.

“This is [the] saddest day in Bunny Ranch history — the girls just loved this guy,” Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof said.

Life is short, hug and love your family every chance you get.