"Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs. If.......hey, wait! That's not a hug! What are you doing?!? Stop! Please stop!"
Florida man arrested for sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf doll at Target
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-sexua...lt-olaf-target
"Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs. If.......hey, wait! That's not a hug! What are you doing?!? Stop! Please stop!"
Florida man arrested for sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf doll at Target
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-sexua...lt-olaf-target
Some people collect coins, some people collect stamps and some people collect baseball cards. Those are nice safe hobbies. Collecting snakes, however, is obviously not a good idea.
Indiana woman found dead with python wrapped around her neck, 140 snakes in 'reptile home,' police say
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/in...DNpm?ocid=AMZN
This Milpitas High School teacher donned blackface in an attempt to look like rap singer Common. In other words, he had Common sense but not common sense.
A teacher wore blackface to school and rapped on Halloween. He's now been suspended.
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/11/04/us/...rnd/index.html
On Twitter, Whitehead called some critics "crackers" and said he wanted to beat them up and/or kill them. First he got kicked off the Browns and then he got kicked off Twitter. Poor baby!
Cleveland Browns cut safety Jermaine Whitehead for tweeting violent threats after loss
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/04/us/cl...rnd/index.html
I enjoy making anagrams. Let's see what I can make from the letters in "chemistry." Hmm. I'd have to add punctuation but I can make "Cry: is meth!" Anagrams are fun.
Two Arkansas chemistry professors arrested for allegedly making methamphetamine
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/11/16/us/...eth/index.html
On M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, Trapper John and Henry Blake could get away with joking about diseases. In real life, however, that isn't always advisable.
An Instagrammer tried to make a viral video by joking he might have coronavirus on a plane. Instead he forced an emergency landing and got arrested.
https://www.businessinsider.com/wuha...westjet-2020-2
One line in Billy Edd Wheeler's 1963 song Jackson – the song became a hit in 1967 for Nancy Sinatra/Lee Hazelwood and Johnny Cash/June Carter – is "Goodbye, that's all she wrote." In this case, that line is totally appropriate.
Jackson State University president resigns after arrest in prostitution sting
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ja...ing/ar-BBZQTZe
Forest Gump said, "Stupid is as stupid does" – and a lot of stupid things are done by people taking selfies. Case in point:
A 10-year-old boy was accidentally shot by his babysitter while she was taking selfies with a gun
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/us/bo...rnd/index.html
This man was being treated for respiratory problems – which I'm sure have now been exacerbated by smoke inhalation.
Florida man sets hospital bed on fire to get nurse's attention
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...on-police-say/
I know about the "ice bucket challenge" but until today I was unaware of this idiotic (and illegal and unsanitary) challenge: Go to a market, open containers of Blue Bell ice cream, lick the ice cream and put the containers back on the shelf. Gak! I'm thankful I don't buy Blue Bell ice cream.
A man filmed licking a tub of ice cream will spend 30 days in jail and pay restitution to Blue Bell
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/06/us/bl...rnd/index.html