Mob Wives aired on VH1 from 2011 to 2016. If the series ever returns, this would be a perfect episode:
Mob Wives star Drita D'Avanzo arrested for possession of drugs, weapons
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...drugs-weapons/
One of the Harry Potter characters is Mundungus Fletcher, a thief who sells his stolen goods on the black market. Who knew he would become a role model for this schmuck?
Harry Potter studio tour employee stole $48,000 worth of merchandise to sell on eBay
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/04/uk/ha...gbr/index.html
We now know why Gemma Watts and Jake Watton looked so much alike.
Woman who posed as teenage boy to abuse young girls jailed for 8 years
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/10/uk/ge...gbr/index.html
Further proof that marijuana impairs people's ability to think rationally:
Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/28/us/te...rnd/index.html
In cartoons, when robbers hold up a bank, the money is always in bags with dollar signs on them. I always thought that was ridiculous – but what this dummy did is even more ridiculous. And of course it happened in Florida.
Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag full of drugs fittingly labeled 'Bag Full Of Drugs'
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/04/us/fl...rnd/index.html
As the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread, people throughout the world are buying all the toilet paper they can find. They fear a shortage. By buying all the toilet paper, they've created a shortage. And if you can't find any toilet paper to buy, find some to steal.
Police in North Carolina stopped a truck with 18,000 pounds of stolen toilet paper
https://www.insider.com/police-stop-...t-paper-2020-3
Hey, with the NFL season suspended due to the coronavirus pandemic, these guys had to get some money somewhere, didn't they? Please don't be too hard on them.
NFL's DeAndre Baker, Quinton Dunbar wanted on armed robbery charges
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...obbery-charges
This schmuck may not fit the definition of "criminal" but he certainly fits the definition of "dumb":
New York tourist is arrested in Hawaii after posting beach pictures on Instagram when he was supposed to be in quarantine
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/16/us/ha...rnd/index.html
A young girl was putting up signs protesting the death of George Floyd. A cyclist didn't like that. He assaulted her. A recurring character in Stephan Pastis' Pearls Before Swine comic strip is Jef the Cyclist. Pastis didn't like cyclists before – and he's going to think even less of them now.
Bethesda park police: Cyclist filmed assaulting people posting signs
https://www.aol.com/article/news/202...igns/24512678/
"Dumb" is blowing up an ATM insdide a restaurant. "Dumber" is fleeing empty-handed.
3 blow up ATM in open Chinese restaurant, flee without cash
https://apnews.com/article/archive-p...f8f6bc4f0e469a
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