This bank robber was wearing a mask across his chin. Maybe he has a big chin like Jay Leno and didn't want anyone to recognize him by his chin.
Anti-masker robs bank; his naked face is caught on camera
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ilu-story.html
Thirty-eight years old, sucks his thumb and lives with his grandmother. It could be worse. He could be sucking his grandmother's thumb.
Agents busted a counterfeit money operation in Ohio after getting a tip about a suspect who 'sucks his thumb' and 'lives with his grandmother'
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...er/ar-AA1aaC1p
Each of these dummies who tried to steal golf clubs obviously has a hole in his head. (See what I did there?)
Two absolute morons try to steal putters by shoving them down their pants in worst heist of all time
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbe...me/ar-AA1dILtd
Yes, there really is a Rent-A-Hitman website. They sell mugs, shirts and tote bags – but they do not rent hit men. The site is a parody. This Florida woman thought it was legitimate.
18-year-old tried in Florida to hire hit man online to kill her 3-year-old son
Police said Jazmin Paez agreed to pay $3,000 for someone she believed was a hit man to take her child "far far far away" and kill him.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/teen-...b0df863210833c
Today's Bible verse is I Timothy 6:10: "The love of money is the root of all evil."
Charlotte postal worker among 3 charged in $24 million stolen check scheme
The checks were stolen from the mail and offered for sale through a Telegram channel.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/postal-...say-rcna125808
I can hear Andy Williams singing, "It's beginning to look a lot like jail time....."
Florida couple famous for over-the-top Christmas lights were squatting in home for 15 years with fake deed, investigation finds
https://themessenger.com/news/florid...tigation-finds
"I have a dream that this woman will be judged not by the color of her skin but by the criminal act she committed. I have a dream that soon we will be able to join hands and sing: Jail at last. Jail at last. Thank God almighty, she's in jail at last."
Woman arrested for pouring gasoline, trying to burn down Martin Luther King Jr.’s birth home
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/pol...NRYEKTFV6X7AU/
I have a great idea for a new Christmas song: "You're a dumb one, Mrs. Hudson."
Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children's Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-w...inch-like-plot
"Oh no! Louie, gimme your cellphone! We gotta call Lyft or Uber and hope they can get here right away."
Robbers' getaway car stolen as they're robbing Colorado check chasing store
https://www.aol.com/robbers-getaway-...195945141.html
These morons might be able to file one more claim. Their brains seem to be lost or damaged.
They falsely said USPS packages were lost or damaged, collecting $2.3 million. Now brothers face 20 years in prison.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...on/ar-BB1isV72
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