This story isn't necessarily weird -- but this 81-year-old pervert is definitely weird. And of course it happened in Florida. The old creep needs some heavy medication -- and maybe a straitjacket.
Man arrested for allegedly trying to buy 8-year-old girl for $200,000 in Florida Walmart
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...QGTJ?ocid=AMZN
This Salt Lake City couple allowed their two-year-old to help them shred junk mail. In retrospect, that may not have been their brightest decision.
Toddler puts envelope with more than $1,000 cash through a shredder
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/boy-put...-the-shredder/
In January, a Museum Of Selfies opened in Glendale, California. It was temporary. Inexplicably, it was also popular. It now has a permanent home in Hollywood. The Museum Of Selfies opens October 12 at 6757 Hollywood Boulevard. Adults and children can pay $25 and $20, respectively, to look at hundreds of tiny pictures of narcissistic schmucks -- and I just know they'll take selfies of themselves at the Selfie Museum!
Selfie Museum snaps up a permanent Hollywood home
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...494945891.html
Fortunately for this couple, everything worked out okay. And they're from Great Britain, not Florida as you might expect.
This couple got drunk on their honeymoon and accidentally bought a hotel
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/art...fNcX?ocid=AMZN
Now we know why pigs are obese -- they like junk foodl
San Bernardino cops lure runaway pig back home with Doritos
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pig-dor...ardino-county/
I imagine school officials were hopping mad. (Ouch.)
Nebraska school fires cook who served chili with kangaroo meat to students
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/potter-...t-to-students/
"Raid, Raid, where did I put that can of Raid? Oh, hey, this should work!"
Fresno man sets parents' home on fire trying to kill black widow spiders with a blowtorch
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...024-story.html
Stan Lee, who co-founded Marvel Comics and co-created Spider-Man, Thor, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four and many other characters, died November 12 at 95. I know not how anyone could confuse movie director Spike Lee with Stan Lee but I guess not everything is black and white.
Spike Lee mistaken for Stan Lee and pronounced dead in New Zealand newspaper obituary
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/new...FQ2q?ocid=AMZN
This farmer's Jack Russell terrier accidentally put the vehicle in motion. I wonder if the dog will be required to take a driver safety course.
Man crushed to death by forklift truck driven by pet dog
https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/11/23/uk/...cli/index.html
Let this be a lesson to all of us: If you buy blue cotton candy, eat it all and discard the wrapper. Do not leave it in your car.
Georgia woman sues after spending 3 months in jail for possessing cotton candy that police thought was methamphetamine
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/georgia...ught-was-meth/
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