Here is another story you don't see every day:
3-legged bear named Tripod takes 3 cans of White Claw from Florida family's back yard
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/three-l...ily-back-yard/
Here is another story you don't see every day:
3-legged bear named Tripod takes 3 cans of White Claw from Florida family's back yard
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/three-l...ily-back-yard/
The Sons Of The Pioneers sang about Tumbling Tumbleweeds in 1934 – but I doubt they could have imagined this:
Video shows house buried by 'towering walls of tumbleweeds'
The tumbleweeds were blown by 95 mph winds in Montana on Tuesday.
https://www.newsweek.com/video-house...eweeds-1835916
Beer belly wrestling will be one of the events. I get queasy trying to picture it.
The Florida Man Games will include an 'evading arrest’ obstacle course and 'mud duel'
https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a...stacle-course/
There is an obvious joke here – but I will leave it for somebody else to make.
26-year-old man arrested for stripping nude on Disneyland’s 'it’s a small world' ride
https://people.com/man-arrested-for-...d-ride-8406844
"Up your nose with a rubber hose" is an insult popularized on the 1975-79 sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. "Up your nose with a pair of chopsticks" is a new one.
Man shocked to discover source of headaches for 5 months is pair of chopsticks inside his skull
The man recalled getting in a fight while he was out drinking months earlier.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/ma...side-his-skull
The owner of the car wash is Matias Jara. I wonder if he calls himself Jara the Hutt.
Star Wars-themed car wash where workers dress as Chewbacca and Darth Vader sued by LucasFilm
https://www.aol.com/news/star-wash-s...144719529.html
This story reminds me of an old joke: What is a seven-course meal in Ireland? A six-pack and a potato.
Irishman defends drinking 81 pints of Guinness in one weekend as he hits back at critics
https://www.irishstar.com/news/irela...eland-31856242
I imagine this moron is much too dumb to help his son with homework.
Dad arrested after police say he called '18 or 19 times' in under an hour to complain about his son's homework
https://www.today.com/parents/dads/o...ork-rcna144137
"Aaaaayyyyy, woah, mistakes happen, all right? No biggie."
Henry Winkler evacuated from hotel room after mistaking fire alarm for a radio: 'An amazing adventure'
https://ew.com/henry-winkler-evacuat...-radio-8662720
I've heard of headwaters. In this case, the word can be taken literally.
Human head floats ashore in South Florida
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ida-rcna179887