Joke of the day

[Rewind]

Don and Julie are driving to Disney World for a vacation. On the way through Louisiana, they see a sign that says "Natchitoches city limits." They start arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city. They decide to stop there for lunch. While they're ordering their food, Don asks the teenager behind the counter, "Can you tell us where we are? And pronounce it very slowly." The boy says, "Burrrr-gerrrr Kiiiinnnnggg."

[Rewind]

This morning I said to my neighbor, "I saw you digging three holes yesterday." "Yes," he explained. "My hunting dog died and I decided to bury him in the backyard." I asked, "Why did you need to dig three holes?" He told me, "The first two weren't deep enough."

[Rewind]

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.