Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
> in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick
> up some groceries.
> Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
> driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
> closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He
> became concerned and walked over to the car.
> He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked
> very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
> replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and
> had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
> The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
> her hands from her head.
> When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
> bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
> canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
> that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
> the back of her head.
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
> dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
> out, but quickly recovered.
> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but
> that could all be a coincidence.
> The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the
> expiration date was from 2008,
> SO...., it was determined to be Bush's fault.