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  1. Atypical is offline
    04-09-2011, 12:23 PM #1

    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

  2. Hairnationlover is offline
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    04-13-2011, 08:25 PM #2
    Great joke Atypical

  3. GloriaShields is offline
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    07-09-2012, 10:59 AM #3
    nice LOL!!!!! Stamp collector thing killed me, oh great, i haven't laughed like this in weeks
    here is one for you too:

    Jake was dying. His wife Becky was at his bedside.
    "Becky" he said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."
    "Shhh. There's nothing to confess. Everythings all right."
    "No i must die in peace. I shagged your sister, your bestfriend, her best friend and your mother!"
    "I know" whispered Becky softly. "Thats why ive poisened you your bastard!"

  4. Atypical is offline
    07-09-2012, 11:34 AM #4


    I laughed out loud when I read your joke. Very funny.

  5. Sixt1947 is offline
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    10-11-2016, 02:58 AM #5
    I can't stop laughing. Thanks for helping me relax so well, lolll