Well SRK, I really don't think spending a weekend at the RCMH
(Really Cheap Motel Hidaway) constitutes a beach vacation, now
does it?
Even though you tried very hard to convince me otherwise,
bringing suntan oil, beach towels and a bucket of sand, it just wasn't the same. Don't get me wrong, your efforts were really appreciated, but
splashing water in the tub just didn't have the same ambiance of the ocean.
Although that Seagull impression of yours was amazing! I enjoyed it right up until the people in the room next door starting pounding on the wall. BTW, I am sure by now the bruises around your neck have faded. That was really nice of you not to press charges, considering what that bully was trying to do to you!
So until I see ocean frontage I will consider this yet another one of your
broken promises. I must sadly conclude by saying no more private weather forecasts for you.
Julie