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Deutschland hat einige kindische Verrückte!
2 inmates at German prison fined after mashed potato brawl
The women involved in the food fight will have to pay thousands of dollars in fines or stew behind bars a few months more.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/germa...b04f9a12b7952c
This moron attempted to smuggle snakes and lizards into the United States by hiding them under his clothing. Somebody should have told him the United States already has millions of snakes and lizards.
Authorities find 52 reptiles hidden in man's clothing at San Diego border crossing
https://www.kpbs.org/news/local/2022...order-crossing
This dog had not been neutered. I think his previous owners should be neutered! They shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Fezco, dog ditched at shelter because owners thought he was gay, got adopted
Steve Nichols and his partner John said they adopted the abandoned pup because they too have faced discrimination.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fezco...b0d39357ce1a85
The woman's parents, Butterball and Misty, are also outraged.
'My girlfriend thinks I tricked her into naming our baby after my dead cat'
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...aming-26567245
"Honest, Sarge, when I didn't see a driver I just assumed The Invisible Man was behind the wheel."
Twitter hilariously reacts to police pulling over driverless car
https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/...e-moos-vpx.cnn
"Hi. I'm calling you from an outhouse." I'm guessing this woman did not say that to whomever she phoned.
Woman rescued after falling in outhouse toilet trying to get phone
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman...b0ea625c073d1e
Insert Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger In Paradise here.
2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers after mom leaves phone unlocked
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/21/us/te...rnd/index.html
The story calls this man an activist. I call him a nut.
Man disguised as old woman throws cake at glass protecting the Mona Lisa
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-t...b0cda85dc172ea
One of the Partridge Family's best-known songs is Point Me In The Direction Of Albuquerque. At least they knew how to spell it.
New Mexico Department of Transportation misspells Albuquerque on newly erected sign
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/albuq...b09d14dc426944
"Yesh, offisher, I shaw the shign that said 95 – but I didn't know it was Intershtate 95. I thought it meant par 95."
Troopers: Drunk woman drove golf cart on Florida highway
https://www.aol.com/news/troopers-dr...191433050.html
I wonder if this Irish woman started eating batteries because her doctor told her she needed to have more alkaline and lithium in her diet.
Doctors find 55 batteries in woman's body – 'highest reported number' ever
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/docto...b027aa4066ae8e
I've heard many people say they "don't know much about art." I wonder if anyone has ever admitted, "I can't tell if a painting is upside down"?
Mondrian artwork has been hanging upside down for 75 years
But to switch it around now could damage it, according to the art historian who discovered the error..
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mondr...b023ac31c54a45
She considered also getting a tattoo on her brain – but apparently she doesn't have one.
I tattooed my eyeballs purple and blue – now I'm going blind
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/oth...nd/ar-AA14XXiT
In the newspaper business, there is an old saying that a dog biting a man is not news – but a man biting a dog is news. How about a dog shooting and killing a man?
Dog shoots man: 32-year-old hunter dead in his car as sheriffs conclude his dog stepped on trigger
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...er/ar-AA16FW4z
Because he poured two glasses of water on his older brother's head, this schmuck could wind up in prison for three to 30 years for "first-degree felony aggravated assault." I hate to think what his sentence might be if there had also been ice in the glass.
Florida man faces up to 30 years in prison for dumping water on older brother in argument over key lime pie
https://bestlifeonline.com/news-flor...-key-lime-pie/
Orbeez, also known as water beads, are tiny beads made of a super-absorbent polymer. By absorbing large amounts of water, they can and grow to more than 100 times their original size. Kids – don't try this at home!
Man destroys plumbing in entire apartment building after filling his tub with Orbeez for online challenge
https://www.distractify.com/p/french-man-tub-orbeez
The goats were arguing about Florida's new "Don't Say Baaaaa" law.
Deputies find reported 'fight in progress' involved brawling goats
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/05...4581683132030/
This cheese addict in the UK has spent the equivalent of $78,400 on cheese! I'm surprised his skin hasn't turned orange.
Man 'addicted' to cheese has spent £63,000 on cheddar and eats at least two blocks a day
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...t-60k-30140345
I need to warn this couple: The Big Bad Wolf has been spotted lurking in the woods nearby.
A Montana couple spent $20,000 building a 2-bedroom house and now they're debt-free. There's just one catch: The house is made of clay, sand and straw.
https://www.businessinsider.com/coup...bt-free-2023-7
Well, here is a story you don't hear every day:
Fire department dog in golf cart runs over 4-year-old girl
Firefighters in Westland, Michigan, tried in vain to steer the cart away.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fire-...b00c212eeebac6