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Here is a scary story revealing Alexa's cruel, heartless side – although if Alexa was reading a Wikipedia entry, "she" was probably just repeating some lines that had been added by a prankster.
Amazon Echo speaker goes 'rogue,' tells scared mom to 'stab yourself'
https://www.aol.com/article/news/201...self/23885142/
Merry Christmas, everyone! Stay safe and warm and don't let let Krampus or Jólakötturinn get you.
These weird Christmas traditions from some parts of the world will leave you speechless
https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/food-...-world/61y4hlp
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" – and who would have expected the fire to be on the front lawn?
Boy gets magnifying glass for Christmas, immediately sets yard on fire
https://1043myfm.iheart.com/content/...-yard-on-fire/
This story that people are paying $75 for a vagina-scented candle may sound fishy – Ouch! – but it's true. I hate to think what scents may be next.
Gwyneth Paltrow's online store Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle and it's already sold out
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gw...scented-candle
"Our flight leaves in 20 minutes, honey. What happened to the map of the airport?" "It's not there anymore. I don't know why. And who the heck are Crypto, Caustic, Octane, Wattson and Bangalore?"
A man took over a Portland Airport monitor to play video games until officials told him 'game over'
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/17/us/vi...rnd/index.html
This story isn't as weird as the headline makes it seem. Iguanas sleep in trees and when temperatures drop to the low 40s they become dormant and then....."Hey, it's raining iguanas!"
National Weather Service warns of falling iguanas in South Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/weath...rnd/index.html
Yes, there is a logical explanation for this. I can imagine all the men were shouting, मम्मा, मुझे कुछ बैरल मिलें! ("Mama, get me some barrels!")
India residents surprised to find beer, brandy, rum mixture coming out of kitchen faucets
https://www.foxnews.com/world/india-...ed-at-building
There are reports that the water heater burst and flooded the basement but the alligator was appreciative and never said a word about it. He did, however, complain about the lack of fresh air.
Police find a fully grown alligator living in the basement of an Ohio home
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/02/us/oh...rnd/index.html
I'm guessing her insurance agent will say her coverage does not include damage caused by turtles.
A turtle smashed through a woman's windshield while she was driving on the highway
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/us/tu...rnd/index.html
Of course the checks should have been signed by Scrooge McDuck, not by Mickey Mouse.
Rhode Island mistakenly issued 176 tax refund checks signed by Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/01/us/rh...rnd/index.html
In police code, 5150 refers to the the temporary, involuntary psychiatric commitment of anyone who is mentally ill and considered to be a danger to himself. This homeless man's bail was set at $5,150. Coincidence?
A man lived in the luxury suite of a Tampa Bay soccer stadium stadium for more than two weeks before he was arrested, police say
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/15/us/fl...rnd/index.html
"Blight." Is that the man's name.....or a description of him.....or both?
Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs: Police
The suspect, 26-year-old James Blight, told officers he was
too drunk at the time to remember what happened.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/flori...b6b74d85f33dd8
Florida. Of course. This schmuck can't complain that he didn't get the "full contact" he sought.
A Florida man was mauled by a leopard after paying $150 for a 'full-contact experience'
https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/31/us/fl...rnd/index.html
"He looked fake," said a neighbor. Here's a news flash for you, dum-dum: Fake bodies do not slowly decompose.
Body mistaken for Halloween prop sat on balcony for days, Los Angeles cops say
https://www.yahoo.com/news/body-mist...152321801.html
More than half of all weird news stories originate in Florida. I just made up that statistic but it certainly sounds plausible.
Florida man punches cab driver, screams 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'
https://pressfrom.info/us/news/crime...ames-b-ch.html
"There's no room in the freezer. You'll have to eat them all now, before they melt!"
4-year-old hacks mom's Amazon Prime account and orders 51 boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Popsicles
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/08/us/sp...rnd/index.html
This was a very bizarre way for this man to become extinct.
Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...inosaur-statue
This man obviously learned nothing from Disney's 1940 Pinocchio movie.
Cape Cod man says he was swallowed whole by humpback whale: 'I was completely inside'
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...bre-story.html
This schmuck crashed a Ford F-150, got another Ford F-150 stuck in the mud and ran out of gas while driving the forklift – and a sheriff's deputy called called the man's crime spree "impressive"? Not by my definition!
Florida man stole forklift, pickup, four-wheeler (and more) in 'impressive crime spree,' deputies say
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...-deputies-say/
This contractor's company said "communication broke down and resulted in our company repossessing the tile shower." Repossessing? Is that what you call it?
VIDEO: Contractor destroys renovated bathroom with sledgehammer, claims nonpayment for work
https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/09/...orado-springs/