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Here is a dumb Domino's delivery dude who didn't display discretion and discernment:
Domino's was pranked into delivering pizzas to Queen Elizabeth
Turns out 'Elizabeth' at Buckingham Palace didn't actually want four cheeseburger pizzas.
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/que...za-order-prank
This former Mets/Phillies centerfielder, as many athletes do, engaged in some trash talking – but in his case, it was literal.
Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra spent 9 hours dumpster diving for $80,000 dentures
"I took my teeth out and put them in a napkin, folded it up and forgot them there," said the controversial All Star.
https://www.newsweek.com/lenny-dykst...mpster-1444666
Wow, some wacky Wisconsin wizards whipped up a wild and wondrous work.
Carrie Underwood is 'speechless' after being gifted a sculpture of herself made out of cheese
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/cele...ese/ar-AADgYuw
Hey, even burglars have to eat, y'know. And of course this happened in Florida.
Man breaks in to rob a Florida Wendy's but stops to make himself dinner first
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/30/us/we...lar/index.html
I wonder if this stunt would work here in Los Angeles. It's certainly worth a try. Of course we would need around 175,000 cakes.......
Complaining didn't work, so a man threw a birthday party for a pothole. Within days, the city fixed it.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/01/us/ma...rnd/index.html
Man oh man, this is ridiculous! Yeah, that's right, Berkeley – I said "Man oh man." Wanna make something of it? Under the city's new gender-neutral municipal code, men and women are now "people," brothers and sisters are now "siblings" and fraternities and sororities are now "collegiate Greek system residences." That one really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Now if you'll excuse me, Berkeley, I'm going to hang up my new "His" and "Hers" towels. Yeah, that's right. Wanna make something of it?
Manholes in Berkeley will now be called 'maintenance holes'
https://www.sfgate.com/travel/resour...c-14102702.php
Florida. Of course. Let's throw this idiot in jail to teach him to stay sober.
Drunken dad arrested for allegedly throwing 5-year-old son in ocean to 'teach him to swim'
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...wim/ar-AAEwFRh
Here is a true story about false teeth – and I expect this 72-year-old British man will be filing a medical malpractice lawsuit.
A man's false teeth were stuck in his throat for eight days after a surgery
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/oth...ery/ar-AAFIa4W
This story includes video. The security screener thought this was funny. I'm guessing she no longer thinks so.
Airport worker fired for slipping traveler a note that read: 'You ugly!!!'
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ai...gly/ar-AAFUxer
Florida. Of course. Putting an alligator in one's pants is probably less dangerous for a woman than a man, for obvious reasons – but I still wouldn't advise anyone to do it.
Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during a traffic stop
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...als/ar-AAFYDDY
Here is today's helpful lesson on the Hindi language: बेवकूफ is pronounced "bevakooph." It means "idiot. "
A 32-year-old Indian man dyed his hair white, used a wheelchair and pretended to be 81 so he could fly to the US on a fake passport
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...ort/ar-AAHc7s8
Snow in September is unusual but it can not be called "weird." What's weird is that the Governor of Montana thinks it's January, not December. Maybe he just never looks at a calendar.
Historic September snow storm hits Montana as Governor declares 'winter storm emergency'
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/montana...es-2019-09-29/
The physarum polycephalum slime mold has 720 different sexes and can split apart and fuse back together. If anyone plans to remake the 1958 movie The Blob, this slime mold just has to be the star!
The 'blob': Paris zoo unveils unusual organism which can heal itself and has 720 sexes
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/17/europ...hnk/index.html
And now let's check out an edgy family living on the edge in Edgewater, Florida:
3 children were found living ankle-deep in trash in a house with 245 animals
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/23/us/th...rnd/index.html
Human hair dye applied to animals can cause severe burning and lead to death. Animal rights groups are outraged that dogs are dyed to look like pandas. Why don't the café owners dye themselves to look like pandas?
Chinese café paints dogs to look like giant pandas
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/c...cli/index.html
When the dog hopped out of the car, he told reporters he had a lot of fun but now wanted to lie down because he was feeling dizzy.
A Florida dog put a car in reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/22/us/fl...rnd/index.html
It's almost Christmas. We need some weird Christmas news. This story about a real eel will seal the deal, I feel.
An electric eel named Miguel Wattson is powering lights on a Christmas tree at the Tennessee Aquarium
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/e...rnd/index.html
There are so many funny jokes I could make, I don't even know where to start.
'Penis fish' wash up on a beach in California
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50779461
Most people use a freezer to store meat, ice cream and frozen vegetables. Jeanne Souron-Mathers' freezer was already full and didn't have space for those things.
Utah man found dead in a freezer had a notarized letter saying his wife wasn't responsible for his death
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/19/us/ut...ary/index.html
This so-called "tiniest gingerbread house" contains no gingerbread. Should we sue Travis Casagrande for misrepresentation? Nah, let's not. After all, it's Christmas.
A Canadian researcher built what might be the world's tiniest gingerbread house, just 1/10th of a hair in length
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/19/world...rnd/index.html