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Florida. Of course. This poor woman was counting on having all that money to help her meet expenses when she reaches old age. Oh, wait.....
Florida powerball winner, 90, sues son, saying his poor investing cost her 'tens of millions of dollars'
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl...412-story.html
This man was shirtless. I think he was probably also brainless. And of course this happened in Florida.
Drunk Florida man arrested at Olive Garden after harassing customers, eating spaghetti with his hands
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...229069039.html
Yes, another story from Florida. I'm seeing a pattern here.
Easter Bunny hops into all-out brawl in Florida
Yahoo News, Apr 22 2019
An unidentified man in an Easter Bunny costume was involved in an all-out brawl in downtown Orlando on Sunday night. The fight began when a man bumped into a woman on the street near SAK Comedy Lab. The incident quickly escalated into a physical altercation. Footage of the tussle shared on Instagram shows the Easter Bunny hopping into the fight, initially trying to separate the man from the woman before resorting to throwing punches of his own. A crowd of stunned onlookers can be heard shouting profanities and encouragement at the costumed vigilante. The Orlando Police Department quickly intervened. No one was arrested.
https://news.yahoo.com/easter-bunny-...174240139.html
This story isn't really "weird" – but it doesn't quite fit on any other threads so I'm posting it here. A federal appeals court has ruled that when parking enforcement officers chalk the tires of legally parked cars, the practice amounts to an "unreasonable search" and therefore violates the Fourth Amendment. Manufacturers of white chalk are probably disappointed by the ruling.
Marking tires with chalk to track how long a car has been parked violates the Constitution, an appeals court found
https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/23/us/pa...rnd/index.html
You'll notice she didn't choose to eat grapes or a pear or a pineapple. I wonder why she chose a banana. Purely innocent, I'm sure.
Protesters stage 'eat-in' as Polish gallery plans to ditch video installation of woman eating banana
CNN, Apr 30 2019
Polish politicians and artists have taken to social media to protest a decision to remove an artwork depicting a woman eating a banana from a leading national gallery. The National Museum of Warsaw announced last week that it intends to remove the 1973 video Consumer Art by artist Natalia Lach-Lachowicz, which depicts a naked woman eating a banana in a suggestive manner. Museum director Jerzy Miziolek says he is "opposed to showing works that could irritate sensitive young people." His comments raised concerns that the museum was censoring its content, and protesters have taken to social media, posting photos of themselves with bananas in defiance. A banana-eating protest is scheduled to take place outside the museum in central Warsaw on Monday evening.
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/po...cli/index.html
This schmuck might also have attempted to chop off his brain – but apparently he doesn't have one.
Man chopped off his own penis and testicles to become a genitalia-free 'nullo'
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-c...nullo-9417302/
I guess we could say this boozer decided to have one mower for the road. (Ouch!) And of course it happened in Florida.
Florida man riding lawn mower charged with DUI after hitting police car
https://www.miamiherald.com/latest-n...230070294.html
This vlogger was screaming and crying as an octopus sucked onto her face but she vowed, "I'll eat it in the next video." That is determination! Or maybe stupidity. Yeah, that's it. Stupidity.
Woman is attacked by octopus she was trying to eat on Chinese live-streaming site
https://people.com/pets/woman-attack...s-video-china/
Yep, Florida again. Can we say this schmuck committed a grave offense? And the troopers had him dead to rights?
Florida man arrested for stealing truck carrying coffins, troopers say
http://www.fox35orlando.com/unusual/...s-troopers-say
Who would ever suspect that a McDonald's McMilkshake could be used as a McWeapon? Tha seo uabhasach, dìreach sgìth!
Police stop McDonald's from selling milkshakes near Nigel Farage rally
CNN, May 18 2019 3:07 PM
Police ordered a McDonald's in Edinburgh, Scotland to stop selling milkshakes over fears people would dunk them over Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage, after a flurry of incidents left prominent far-right activists doused in the creamy liquid. Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party, was holding an event on Friday ahead of next week's European elections. Police were concerned that protesters would buy milkshakes from a McDonald's a few hundred meters away with the intention of pouring them on the hardline Brexiteer's head. A milkshake-dunking movement in Britain began after video went viral earlier this month showing a protester throwing a McDonald's milkshake over far-right campaigner Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/18/uk/mc...ntl/index.html
Maybe Vladimir Putin will say the Golf website was not hacked and Trump will believe him.
Donald Trump's golf scores hacked, false scores added to USGA website
Bleacher Report, May 18 2019
A hacker yesterday entered four scores into the USGA's Golf Handicap & Information Network under the profile of United States President Donald Trump. The fake scores of 101, 100, 108 and 102 were posted using Trump National Golf Club Westchester in New York, Trump International Golf Club West Palm Beach in Florida and Cochise Golf Course in Arizona as the round locations. The false scores have since been removed.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...o-usga-website
This man's complaining? If I thought this intruder might come to my house, I'd leave the front door unlocked!
Marlborough man says an intruder broke into his house, cleaned it and left
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/05/23/us/...rnd/index.html
The Coach & Horses pub at 29 Greek Street in London now has a nudist license. The pub is also vegan/vegetarian. If you ever dreamed of being naked and eating tofu burgers alongside other naked people, now is your chance.
Sip a pint while naked at this London pub
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/l...nse/index.html
This happened in October but the news wasn't made public until this week. The Canadian man said the blood-sucking leeches were for his "personal use." He must be one of those anti-vaxxer fanatics.
Man smuggles 4,788 leeches into Canada in his carry-on luggage, fined $15,000
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canad...age/ar-AABZMkh
The alligator had broken a low window and was in the kitchen. Maybe he was looking for some Gatorade.
11-foot alligator breaks into Florida home
https://www.chron.com/news/article/1...e-13910019.php
Florida. Of course. But I certainly understand her despair.
Florida woman who stabbed herself told police she was 'tired of living in Trump's country'
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/flor...100050004.html
Last month a Massachusetts man discovered (May 23, above) that his house had been broken into and the intruder had cleaned it. I wonder if this house cleaner in Vermont was inspired by the Massachusetts man. Heck, it might even be the same person!
Vermont man finds stranger in his home, cleaning
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/wei...231316318.html
This could be the first fight in history where almost everyone will be rooting for both fighters to lose.
Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise – and no one knows why
https://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...610-story.html
A Canadian hotel has served more than 86,000 "Sourtoe cocktails" containing a mummified human toe. Sometimes the toe gets stolen and then a new one has to be located. Yeah, I'd hate to see such a charming tradition come to an end because of a toe thief.
A British man donated his frozen big toe to a Yukon bar so he can drink it in a cocktail
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/f...cli/index.html
Being bound with rope and steel chains and lowered into a river. Yeah, who could have foreseen any problems?
Magician's body found after failed river escape stunt
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/18/ind...cli/index.html