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A still-unidentified man apparently didn't like having to share a military base with women. He had a piss-poor attitude. (Ouch!)
Who urinated in her boots? A mystery at a California Air National Guard base brings cover-up claims.
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...210-story.html
The father of this baby says he knows -- obviously -- whether the child has male or female genitals but "those genitals don't indicate anything about gender." Oh, really? When the child is older, he/she/it will decide which gender he/she/it wants to be. Oh, really?
Florida parents raise 11-month-old infant as gender-neutral 'theyby'
https://www.aol.com/article/news/201...eyby/23669666/
Today's Bible verse is Numbers 32:23, "Be sure your sin will find you out." And announcing your plan on Twitter guarantees your sin will find you out. I am dismayed that thousands of people approve of this schmuck's deceit.
He pretended a date stood him up at Outback Steakhouse on Valentine's Day. Strangers picked up his tab.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...tab/ar-BBTCU9e
"And another thing, Teacher -- I don't want to sing that stupid song about 'We're all in our places with bright shining faces' either!" And of course this happened in Florida.
Florida sixth-grader charged with misdemeanor after refusal to recite Pledge of Allegiance escalates into disruptive behavior
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fl...nce/ar-BBTInci
I think this is an excellent idea -- and we can grant statehood to Puerto Rico so the American flag won't need to be redesigned.
Sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to ease US national debt, petition says
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/sel...-petition-says
Très étrange! Maybe some day France will also recognize the ChromaGun virtual reality game as a competitive sport.
French Fencing Federation officially recognizes lightsaber dueling as a competitive sport
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lightsa...-sport-france/
As if lightsaber dueling being recognized as a competitive sport in France isn't weird enough, tday we have this. Who knew anybody even still does this anymore?
Breakdancing being considered for 2024 Olympics
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ympics-n974521
I wonder if this Legos van is self-driving -- or did the workers build a life-sized Lego man to drive it?
This Volkswagen camper van is made of 400,000 Legos
It took two workers six weeks to build this life-sized Volkswagen T2 camper van for the 2019 f.re.e Fair For Leisure & Travel.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/...n.cnn-business
There are several jokes I could make about this story but they all involve a certain four-letter word. You'll just have to use your imagination.
Ex-New Jersey superintendent who defecated on high school's track says police shouldn't have released his mugshot
An attorney for Thomas Tramaglini, who resigned as the top administrator of the Kenilworth school district, says "his life has been ruined because of this."
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...houldn-n976996
This CNN video should come with a warning: "Parrots, please don't try this at home."
Addicted parrots raid poppy farms
Poppy farmers in India say their crops are being damaged by parrots that have become addicted to the opium in their plants.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/201...vstan-bdk.cnn/
You have to admit the MyPillow guy does seem pretty creepy.
Police called on potential 'deranged person.' It was a cardboard cutout of MyPillow CEO.
USA TODAY, Mar 2 2019 11:36 AM
Minnesota police responded to a welfare check request only to find a cardboard cutout of MyPillow CEO and inventor Michael Lindell, police said Thursday. The Jordan Police Department received a call saying a man was standing motionless outside in the cold. Reportedly, the man was not wearing a coat and was hugging a pillow. The caller may have thought he was witnessing a "deranged person," the department said on Facebook.
When police responded, they found the large cardboard cutout of Lindell. "Those cardboard cutouts sure can look real from a distance. Always better to call the police," the post said. Lindell is a Minnesota native and MyPillow is headquartered in Chaska, located about 15 miles north of Jordan.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ce/3039257002/
Money can't buy happiness. And in this case, money couldn't even buy a.......
Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement procedure
https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billio...gement-report/
I feel bad for this boy. I also feel bad for the school custodian who had to empty the trash can.
Mother claims 8-year-old son was forced to urinate in trash can in front of class, wear a garbage bag to cover his wet clothes
The Los Angeles Unified School District said an investigation was underway.
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/l...506837201.html
A ghost is supposedly the disembodied soul of a dead person -- so why did this dummy think a ghost would be afraid of fire? And has he not read Matthew 10:28, which says man "cannot kill the soul"?
California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of a ghost
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...ops/ar-BBUA05y
This Flintstones house was built in 1976 in Hillsborough, California and has been designated a historical landmark. In 2017, the owner erected giant sculptures of dinosaurs, a giraffe, a mastodon and Fred Flintstone. Neighbors are no longer amused.
Lame killjoys want California's Flintstones house declared a public nuisance
https://mashable.com/article/flintst.../#UvbYtrg0ZZqN
I hope she never tries to iron her skirt. It would melt!
Woman makes an entire outfit out of 300 Wegmans plastic bags
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...-it/ar-BBV6yi3
This analysis tells me that we here in California just aren't trying hard enough to be number one.
Googling 'Florida man' is the latest internet fad. Let's explore why so many crazy stories come out of the state.
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/03/22/us/...rnd/index.html
Memo to Josh Goodman: This squirrel should be featured on an episode of Animals Gone Wild:
Florida man attacked by a 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts – and it was raised by a neighbor
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...228166959.html
When KFI midday hosts Gary Hoffmann and Shannon Farren shared the details of this "human pup" two days ago, they swore the story is true -- and indeed it is. This dum-dum barks, eats from a dog bowl and bites and licks people. What's scary is that there are others like him.
Man who 'never felt human' now lives his life as a dog in £2,000 fur suit
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...-felt-14235958
This Russian man with a debilitating muscle-wasting disease was going to have his head surgically removed and fused to the body of someone who had recently died and whose head would also be surgically removed. I don't understand why he changed his mind. The surgery would have been a safe, simple procedure with absolutely no risks or complications, right?
Man set to undergo world's first head transplant backs out after finding love and becoming a dad
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/oth...dad/ar-BBVOkvX