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The men are Chinese nationals. Hey, guys, 你們 是白痴!
Scammers sent fake iPhones 'for repair' to get $3 million in authentic phones from Apple
The two men were found guilty today and face 20 years in prison.
https://gizmodo.com/apple-scammers-f...eit-1851273103
Dumb: Posing as an Amazon driver. Dumber: posing as an Amazon driver to kidnap a child. Dumbest: Traveling more than 3,100 miles to do it.
Florida couple kidnaps cousin's baby in Federal Way, Washington, after posing as Amazon driver
https://komonews.com/news/local/flor...beach-charges#
In The Incredible Jewel Robbery, a 1959 episode of General Electric Theater, Chico Marx dons a police officer's uniform and he and Harpo paint an automobile to look like a police car. It was part of their scheme to burglarize a jewelry store. It didn't work. They were apprehended by real officers. Would anybody be dumb enough to do somethinmg similar in real life? Yes.
Convicted felon in fake patrol car with sirens pulled over by real cops, North Carolina police say
https://www.aol.com/news/convicted-f...180701369.html
Maybe she should steal something easier to drive. Hey, there's a tricycle in that yard over there!
Colorado woman tried to steal a pickup truck but couldn’t handle the stick shift, police said
The woman had been from jail released a day earlier on a car theft charge.
https://apnews.com/article/stick-shi...352e12f880508f
Dumb Dakota dame, duped, did dirty deadly deed. That is my headline. Not that I'm proud of it or anything, but.......
Woman poisoned boyfriend to death, thinking he'd inherited $30 million. Then she found out it was all a scam.
https://www.aol.com/woman-poisoned-b...164638262.html
I guess we can call this moron a "slippery character."
A Houston man broke into the pub that fired him. Then he got stuck in a grease vent.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...t/75193326007/
"A bear damaged three of our cars. We were fortunate to be close by when it happened so we could make these videos. Wait, what do you mean when you say you see a zipper? No, that's a real bear. Honest!"
They told insurers a bear damaged their cars. It was actually a person in a costume.
https://www.npr.org/2024/11/14/nx-s1...nsurance-fraud
For true justice to be done, this woman should have to serve her prison sentence from inside a zipped-up suitcase.
Florida woman sentenced to life for zipping boyfriend into suitcase, suffocating him
https://apnews.com/article/florida-o...af745a24855528
The maximum penalty for mail theft is five years in prison. The maximum penalty for bank fraud is 30 years in prison. This moron deserves the maximum.
USPS worker stole $1.6 million in checks from mail, funded lavish lifestyle at 'gentlemen's clubs'
Washington DC postal worker Hachikosela Muchimba was found guilty of funding a lavish lifestyle by stealing U.S. Treasury and private party checks from the mail.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...men-rcna196723
In his defense, this dumb schmuck told police, "Hey, it was only a can of Coca-Cola. It wasn't Miller, Pabst or Schlitz."
Milwaukee man charged with putting super glue in coworker's drink
Video footage caught him in the act.
https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news...oworkers-drink