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It sounds like the golf was fun. I used to golf a lot. Every day. Until I got so tired of it. My Dad used to make me go with him. We were on a par three over a water hazard and I told him that he was going to miss and his ball would go in the water. He told me, "No, it won't". I said, "Oh ya, it is going to go into the water". He said, "NO IT ISN"T!". I said, "Oh ya, it's going to go into the water." He yelled, "G D it! It's not going in the f'n water!" Well, he swung, it went into the water, I ducked behind his cart while he threw a nine iron at me and the club hit the cart and the shaft broke in half. We had one more hole to go to get to the club house. It is all blurry after that, but he didn't make me go anymore!
Damn that's funny!