I cancelled my subscriptions
I just cancelled both of my subscriptions, despite the deep discounts that were offered to me by Sirius’s cancellation department (and which I’ve already been receiving for several years). The main reason is that of 31 days this month (August 2018) only 6 of these had a live Howard Stern show. AND HIS REPEATS ARE BETTER THAN HIS LIVE SHOWS ANYWAY! I usually can’t even tell his live shows from his repeats, the content has become SO GENERIC, and since I record all his shows, and save them, I may as well just listen to my archive of his shows without paying a monthly fee. When Howard returns from his 4 day weekends he never even has any good stories to tell, and his advocacy of the pet sanctuary North Shore Animal League is just so nauseating, and so contrary to the edgy persona of his FM radio days. Howard Stern has become the proverbial “cat lady.” 20,000 people die of starvation every day, Howard. Every day! Do you care about them? Of course not, there’s never a mention of that, why not advocate human life, Howard? What a misogynist. Or he’ll carry on about that “talent” show he co-hosted a few years ago, or his Mom. The show is no longer even the least bit funny. Do any of the new listeners even realize it used to be HILARIOUS? Robin’s news was my favorite part of the show but it seems Howard has marginalized even that, with that stupid “funeral dirge” Fred plays when Robin starts the news or says something intelligent, as if Robin isn’t supposed to say intelligent things. Instead of there being so many good things about the show, before moving to satellite, now it is all simply tiresome and old. Even with GOOD shows I skip over so many boring parts and ads, with a podcast/audiobook player that has customizable skipping buttons, that I can listen to the show in about 20 minutes! It would be impossible to listen to the show in real time, the way he sometimes stretches what should take 5 minutes to 2-3 hours. Unlistenable! And his interviews are RARELY interesting, yet he thinks he’s the world’s best interviewer – he’s so hung up on 60’s and 70’s rock stars. Or he’ll interview another Sirius employee. Or another Alec Baldwin interview. Or another replay of the infamous Mel Gibson rant. Bor-ing. I don’t know how I’ve been listening so long! Years!
The Howard Show has gotten progressively more and more boring over the years, since moving to Sirius. JD is the most boring guy on the planet, why does Howard spend so much time talking to him, I mean it’s just so repetitive. JD was NEVER interesting. Howard has really, to coin a phrase, jumped the shark in going to satellite radio.
I’m listening more and more to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, they’re actually FUNNIER! There are more laughs in the Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck shows! Are you in shock? And of course they’re more intelligent. Even Tucker Carlson…IS FUNNIER! I also recorded the Jay Thomas show over the years, and kept the files – at least he talks to a different person every 5 minutes, on the phone, compared to Howard’s incessant talking to JD or that hillbilly. It’s all just SO DULL! And why does Howard always act like such a stranger to Fred – this is a sure sign of his misanthropy and it isn’t funny. It’s just-not-funny. How does he continue to be popular and command such a high salary? I do not understand. And Howard, you are NOT good looking. I saw a recent picture and I was truly frightened. It is NOT the lighting and unfortunately NOT mitigated by your newfound love of cats.