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Howard said JD went to a football game recently and he wore a competing team shirt there. He said that's ballsy. JD said that the girlfriend wanted him to wear a different shirt and she thinks that it's good for him to be uncomfortable at times. Howard said that JD must be wild in bed. Howard said he has done some weird stuff with girls on the internet. Howard made up some stuff. Chad said he can see girls going wild when JD mumbles into their pussy. JD told him to shut up.Howard said they went out on the street and interviewed people when the pope was in town. Howard said they got some crazy interviews. Howard played one interview where they asked a woman about abortion and she said that it's never alright. She said that even when it's a rape it's not the child's fault. She said she's met many people who have kept their babies from those type of things. Howard said you know she's never met any.
Howard said that woman was fired up. He said she threw the gays under the bus without them even asking about that. Howard said she doesn't know anyone who was raped by their uncle and got pregnant. Howard said you know she's a liar. JD said they have interviewed that woman before. He said they had her talking about how Monster energy drinks being satanic. Howard said she got all fired up for the pope. Howard said they asked the woman if she could go back in time and stop Hitler from being born by an abortion, would she do it. In the clip she said no because it brought a prophecy about that sent the Jews back to Israel. Howard said that so many of our boys died fighting that war. Howard said that so many 18-20 year olds died fighting the Nazis.
Howard played another clip of this woman talking about who she thinks goes to hell. Howard said these people never got the message about tolerance. Howard said this woman is more definite now than ever. Howard played another clip where the woman talks about how being gay is a choice. She said that it's an abomination to the lord. Howard said she's so angry. Howard said you know she's never gotten her ass eaten.
Howard played another clip where the woman talked about how she would love her child if it was gay but she would not enable it. She said she would not attend his wedding. She said she would try to get him to stop that activity. Howard said everyone was fired up there at the pope visit. Howard had a clip of a Muslim guy talking about how he's not excited about it. He said he's not gay but he was forced to be gay. Howard said he's not sure what the guy is talking about. Howard said that guy will admit to anything with a microphone in front of him. Howard said he has a guy who was selling pope t-shirts. Howard said they asked what he was going to do with the money. Howard played the clip and the guy said he's not going to donate the money. He said he's going to get some weed and drink some wine.
Howard said he has the clip of that woman from earlier talking about how Monster Energy drinks are satanic. Howard played a few seconds of that but he cut it off saying it's too long. He said that's crazy talk.
Robin asked what's worse, the St. Patrick's Day Parade of those people. Howard said the people at the parade are drunk so they have an excuse for sounding crazy.Howard asked Gary about the Mets since they're doing so well lately. They spent a little time talking about that.
Howard said he was at a Knicks game and JB Smoove was there but he wasn't in the front row. Howard said if he retires from Sirius he's not going to get those floor seats anymore. Howard said that JB is a funny guy. He said he thought for sure that he'd be second row. Howard said Woody Allen is like 10 rows back but he owns those seats. Howard said he has to rely on the kindness of strangers. Howard said he's a hero with Beth because she played basketball in high school. Howard said she asks him a question about the game and he thinks she could beat him in a game. Howard said she played her whole life playing and watching her brother play. Howard said he acts like he knows what's going on but he is mostly woman so he doesn't know. Howard said once in a while he'll sit next to Tracy Morgan or Chris Rock who know about the game and they know what's going on.
Howard said he would be humiliated to sit in the second row. He said he has to be in the first row. Howard said that's how you know where you are in show business. Howard said Taylor Swift comes to the game and brings all of her friends with her. He said she has a Bat Mitzvah wherever she goes. Howard said she has her famous model buddies with her. He said he was sitting next to some famous girl who bonded with Paris but no one bonded with him.
Howard said he just sits there like a shlub when the other guys are getting up and getting into the game. Howard said he tries to get to know some of the players and stuff. He said he knows the white guy David Lee. Gary told Howard some information about him and what he was getting paid.Howard said Andy Cohen is there. Howard said Andy has his own channel there at SiriusXM. Howard asked Andy what's going on with Letterman. Andy said you get out of the talk show grind and you grow a beard. He said you don't have to shave and then you're unteathered and all you want is facial hair. Andy said it's happened to him. Howard said he doesn't let it get that long though. Andy said Bravo has given him a couple of notes and one of them is ''shave your beard.'' Howard said some women like it to a degree. Andy said he has grey so it's not that hot. Howard said Letterman's beard is like Gabby Hayes beard. Howard said it's weird. Andy said it's like Castaway beard. Howard said he wonders what that's about. Andy said Dave is retired so he's growing it.
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