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"The crossing gate is down but, heck, that train couldn't be doin' more than 90 miles an hour and it's at least 15 feet away. I can get across the tracks with no problem." This idiot deserved to die. He was lucky.
Train crushes car when driver tries to cross track
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/0...ks-ots-vpx.hln
What is it about Walmart stores that attracts so many crazy people? And amid the coronavirus pandemic, business closures and "stay at home" orders, some of them are acting crazier than usual.
Man accused of licking deodorants in a Missouri Walmart charged with making a terrorist threat
https://www.aol.com/article/news/202...reat/23961153/
Memo to pregnant women: If you want friends and family to know the sex of your unborn child, just tell them. You do not need fireworks and explosives.
A gender reveal party ignited a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, fire officials say
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/04/us/ge...rnd/index.html
I call this story "Santa Cruz & the Seven Schmucks." These dummies violated a shelter-in-place order to make a beer run.
That's an expensive round of 'essential drinks.' Seven people fined $1,000 each for violating stay-at-home order.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/12/us/sa...rnd/index.html
Loughlin will serve two months in prison and faces a $150,000 fine, two years of supervised release and 100 hours of community service. When reached for comment, a shocked Jesse Katsopolis could say only, "Have mercy!"
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli agree to plead guilty to conspiracy in college admissions scam
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/us/lo...lty/index.html
Charles Schulz introduced three new characters to his Peanuts comic strip in 1963: A boy named 5 and his two sisters named 3 and 4. The boy explained that his father renamed everyone in the family as a way to protest people being treated as "just a number." His full name was 555 95472. (Those last five digits are the ZIP code for Sebastopol, the California city where Schulz lived.) All three kids appear in the dance number in A Charlie Brown Christmas. Not even Schulz could have come up with the name X Æ A-12. It took a Canadian singer/keyboardist, eh?
Grimes and Elon Musk retrofit newborn son's name to comply with California ban
New York Daily News, May 25th 2020 3:00 PM
Elon Musk and Grimes have upgraded their newborn son's unique name to comply with California law. The Canadian musician revealed on Instagram Sunday that the official, written name of her first child with the Tesla billionaire is no longer X Æ A-12. The new name is X Æ A-Xii. "Roman numerals. Looks better, to be honest" she explained in response to questions posted by her followers. "One dash is allowed." The Office of Vital Records in California recognizes only names that contain alphabetical characters of the English language as well as hyphens and apostrophes. Numbers are banned.
https://www.aol.com/article/entertai...-ban/24423375/
Memo to Cynthia Black: Keeping your grandmother in a freezer does not count as "social distancing." Not only that, "abuse of a corpse" is a crime.
A woman kept her grandmother's body hidden in a basement freezer for 16 years in social security scheme, police say
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/29/us/so...rnd/index.html
A missing hand, missing fingers on his other hand and shrapnel wounds to his face and neck – and this pathetic loser claimed his injuries were due to a "lawn mowing accident." Investigators didn't buy it.
Virginia man, 23, accidentally amputated his own hand making a bomb to blow up 'hot cheerleaders'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...erleaders.html
Some YouTubers in Finland thought they could launch a modified Hyundai into space with 70 kilograms of dynamite. They thought wrong. Or maybe they didn't think at all.
'Finnish Space Program' tries dynamite to send a car into space
"Okay, so there was something wrong with the launch..."
https://www.autoblog.com/2020/06/09/...ynamite-video/
The SkyBridge, the longest pedestrian suspension bridge in North America, opened in May 2019 and spans 680 feet across a deep valley in the Great Smokey Mountains. Yesterday, an idiot was among the pedestrians.
The Gatlinburg SkyBridge was shut down after a tourist cracked the glass doing a baseball slide
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/g...rnd/index.html
The Chemical Safety Facts website describes methanol as "a nondrinking type of alcohol (also known as wood alcohol and methyl alcohol) which is mostly used to create fuel, solvents and antifreeze. A colorless liquid, it is volatile, flammable and poisonous for human consumption." Methanol is also an ingredient in some hand sanitizers. And allow me to repeat: It is poisonous for human consumption.
Three people died and one is permanently blind after drinking hand sanitizer in New Mexico
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/27/us/ne...rnd/index.html
First he fired a gun into the air. Then he carjacked a vehicle. The car quit running because apparently the engine is flooded.
A 100-mph car chase in California ends with suspect driving over cliff and into the Pacific Ocean
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/01/us/sa...rnd/index.html
"Stay on the trails? That warning applies to others. It certainly doesn't apply to me." Well.......not any more, it doesn't.
Grand Canyon hiker falls to her death trying to take photos, park says
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...-park-n1232911
I guess we can call this story "The Empire actor strikes back."
Empire actor Bryshere Gray arrested on domestic assault charges after nine-hour standoff with SWAT team
https://www.aol.com/article/entertai...rges/24560293/
"I regret not having served our church with better judgment," the pastor said. How about regretting using no judgment at all?
California pastor steps down after megachurch learns he let pedophile son work with kids
https://www.aol.com/article/news/202...kids/24578491/
There is a reason it's called "playing air guitar." The people who do it are airheads – in particular, this moron:
Driver playing 'air guitar' to radio hits and kills 61-year-old, Minnesota cops say
Hours earlier, he fell asleep while driving and struck a trooper's patrol car.
https://www.aol.com/driver-playing-a...160314161.html
"I know God said "Thou shalt not kill" – but I didn't kill anyone. All I did was go on a shooting spree. God told me to. Honest! Hey, don't put those handcuffs on me! What are you doing?"
Florida woman charged with freeway shootings amid eclipse said she was 'directed by God'
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...d/73254576007/
This is why Evel Knievel should not be looked upon as a role model.
Colorado skier dies attempting jump over highway
https://www.westernslopenow.com/colo...-over-highway/
This moron was upset because he couldn't renew his commercial driver's license. I don't see how this helped any.
1 dead, 13 injured after man intentionally crashes stolen semi-truck into Texas DPS office
https://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-dps-...y?id=109172921
The TSA website has a "What Can I Bring?" page which lists the items that are allowed in a carry-on bag. Not surprisingly, snakes are not on the list. This Florida man thought he found a solution. He was wrong.
Snakes discovered in passenger's pants by TSA at Miami International Airport
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...t/73543345007/