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		In police code, 5150 refers to the the temporary, involuntary psychiatric commitment of anyone who is mentally ill and considered to be a danger to himself. This homeless man's bail was set at $5,150. Coincidence? 
 
 A man lived in the luxury suite of a Tampa Bay soccer stadium stadium for more than two weeks before he was arrested, police say
 
 https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/15/us/fl...rnd/index.html
 
 
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		"Blight." Is that the man's name.....or a description of him.....or both?
 
 Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs: Police
 The suspect, 26-year-old James Blight, told officers he was
 too drunk at the time to remember what happened.
 
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/flori...b6b74d85f33dd8
 
 
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		Florida. Of course. This schmuck can't complain that he didn't get the "full contact" he sought.
 
 A Florida man was mauled by a leopard after paying $150 for a 'full-contact experience'
 
 https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/31/us/fl...rnd/index.html
 
 
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		"He looked fake," said a neighbor. Here's a news flash for you, dum-dum: Fake bodies do not slowly decompose.
 
 Body mistaken for Halloween prop sat on balcony for days, Los Angeles cops say
 
 https://www.yahoo.com/news/body-mist...152321801.html
 
 
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		More than half of all weird news stories originate in Florida. I just made up that statistic but it certainly sounds plausible.
 
 Florida man punches cab driver, screams 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'
 
 https://pressfrom.info/us/news/crime...ames-b-ch.html
 
 
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		"There's no room in the freezer. You'll have to eat them all now, before they melt!"
 
 4-year-old hacks mom's Amazon Prime account and orders 51 boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Popsicles
 
 https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/08/us/sp...rnd/index.html
 
 
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		This was a very bizarre way for this man to become extinct.
 
 Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
 Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it.
 
 https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...inosaur-statue
 
 
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		This man obviously learned nothing from Disney's 1940 Pinocchio movie.
 
 Cape Cod man says he was swallowed whole by humpback whale: 'I was completely inside'
 
 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...bre-story.html
 
 
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		This schmuck crashed a Ford F-150, got another Ford F-150 stuck in the mud and ran out of gas while driving the forklift – and a sheriff's deputy called called the man's crime spree "impressive"? Not by my definition!
 
 Florida man stole forklift, pickup, four-wheeler (and more) in 'impressive crime spree,' deputies say
 
 https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lo...-deputies-say/
 
 
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		This contractor's company said "communication broke down and resulted in our company repossessing the tile shower." Repossessing? Is that what you call it? 
 
 VIDEO: Contractor destroys renovated bathroom with sledgehammer, claims nonpayment for work
 
 https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/09/...orado-springs/