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    In retrospect, the two women probably shouldn't have written on the front of the envelope, "Guards, please do not open this."

    Greeting card sent to a San Bernardino jail inmate had a surprise inside: black tar heroin

    https://www.latimes.com/california/s...ack-tar-heroin

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    If the woman decides she still wants to marry this schmuck, maybe the prison chaplain can perform the ceremony.

    Man robs bank day before wedding to pay for ring and ceremony, gets caught by fiancée

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...cee/ar-AAIoBnm

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    A Florida woman thought she had a good reason to flee the scene of an accident. I wonder if the Miami-Dade County Detention Center has a masseuse.

    Get this: 'But, officer, I was late for my massage'

    https://www.limaohio.com/news/378642...for-my-massage

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    Is there a good reason why fliers should use carry-on bags instead of luggage that has to be left at the airline's check-in desk? Yes.

    Tulsa airport worker tries to sell items stolen from passenger's luggage on Facebook

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/new...ook/ar-AAJy6ZEB

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    "Work 100 hours a week with no pay! Get hit with pots and pans! Get whipped with a belt! Get burned with hot tongs!" If this North Carolina restaurant owner had put such a "help wanted" sign in the window, nobody would have applied for the job.

    A restaurant manager gets 10 years in prison for beating and torturing a black employee

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/08/us/sc...rnd/index.html

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    We can call these two men "Dopey" and "Goofy." Actually, there are more appropriate names for them – and you can probably guess what they are.

    17 people were busted in a child pornography sting in Florida. Two were Disney employees.

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/11/08/us/...ing/index.html

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    I predict a large deposit will soon be made. Police will deposit this bank teller in a cell in the Harford County Detention Center.

    Maryland bank teller charged in home invasion of a customer who'd made a large withdrawal

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/11/14/us/...rnd/index.html

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    "Football's still the roughest thing on campus and the kids here still respect the college dean," sang Merle Haggard in his 1969 hit Okie From Muskogee. And now, in the interest of fairness, let's hear from someone with an opposing view:

    Florida man accused of trying to recruit ISIS to attack college deans

    https://thehill.com/policy/national-...attack-college

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    This teacher resigned last week. She gave one teenager a different kind of oral exam than she gave all the other students, if you get my meaning.

    Texas 'Teacher of the Year' had oral sex with student in classroom: Police

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...vjm-story.html

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