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    Joke of the day

    Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne.

    "What on earth for?" asked his wife.

    "I've left the tickets on it."

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    poor them, lol. good laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smileyhappy View Post
    poor them, lol. good laugh!
    thanks!

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    After a basketball game, one of the coaches found a cell phone on the floor. He picked it up, walked over to a referee and said, "Here's your phone." The ref asked, "What makes you think that's my phone?" The coach explained, "It says you missed 13 calls."

    A woman goes to the local meat market and asks for a ham. The butcher goes into the back and finds that he has only one ham left. He brings it out and says, "That will be $14." The woman says, "That ham looks awfully small. I'd like a larger one." Not wanting to lose a customer, the butcher goes into the back and returns carrying the same ham. He tells the woman, "This one is $16." She says, "You know what? I'll take both of them!"

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    Little Johnny is playing with a dog in the front yard when the mailman leans over the fence and asks, "Does your dog bite?" Johnny says "No" so the mailman enters the yard and the dog runs up and bites him on the leg. The mailman is angry: "You said your dog doesn't bite!" Johnny explains, "This isn't my dog."

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    A man is in critical condition after being shot by someone with a starter pistol. Police think the shooting is race-related.

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