Mark Wienkes sits at his desk. He just got off of a conference call with Jesse Jackson and Chester Davenport. They demand he do something do dissuade sirius investors and create a negative sentiment, threatening to introduce his pale white daughter to the blackest men on the planet! She has a thing for black guys it seems, which doesn't sit well with Mark!.

Just then, his boss walks in. He tells him how he just got chewed out from the top brass because of all the money the firm and their clients lost today. He tells Mark it may be time to put out a positive note on sirius, to try to save some face...

Oh no! Don't jump, Mark! Shoot yourself instead!