A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many
of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has
decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm
not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why
he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom 's a Republican
and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this
answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny
replied, *'That would make me an Obama fan.'*