Originally Posted by
Atypical
Mr. Killings-On-The-Road
As one who knows the difference between ‘discrete’ and ‘discreet’, I am continually amazed at your uncommon ability to regularly ferret-out fascinating morsels of information. Day after day I strive to digest the tasty appetizers you somehow create in a kitchen, safe-house, or lair, somewhere.
And, now, I am on the plate, cooked to perfection, provided with overwhelming evidence of my duplicity. With trimmings, too!
To this, I can only say, you sir, are the master of your realm. No one should ever have the temerity to attempt a subterfuge here. They will live to regret it. I have. Embarrassment will be swift and lasting.
May I, in my most respectful tone, ask, are you in law enforcement perhaps? Cryptography comes to mind. Maybe, deep undercover work, like Serpico?
I’m sorry – that was rude of me to ask.
Anyway, I deeply regret adding to your very heavy workload. You have better crimes to uncover but I am somehow pleased that my craven attempt did not go unnoticed by you. I do want you to know, however, that I am fully, completely, overwhelmingly chastened. Doing anything like this again will be avoided – or I will ask your permission. I have no ability to survive another encounter like this.
Well done, Officer!