Your message arrived as I was completing plans for a new program at the Castle. It will be called, ‘By Wotan, That Is One Beautiful Sheep’.
It will work in this fashion. There will be a drawing for the men in the 'Frequent Johns’ club. It will be restricted to those that have visited the castle more than 12 times. They will have honorary status and be called ‘Bakers’. The winner will get a free night at the castle with the sheep. The boots will be the responsibility of the winner. I think this will increase business and make the men, and sheep, very happy.
I am working on other exciting ideas.
For example, there are many dwarfs in the village. We could take one to a hill, push him over, and bet how long it would take for him to roll to the bottom.
This next one seems the best so far. We have catapults currently sitting idle. A dwarf could be put into one and shot into the air. This would give our Archers and Slingshoters some practice. It does have a serious limitation however. I continue to work on it.
Relative to your message, I have been cordial with you of late and you once again come at me with your foul requests.
And your constant references to the ‘Baby Dragon’, whose paternity has still to be fixed, are tiresome. When it is determined perhaps we will talk.
I am not surprised that you have accumulated ducats based on your wiles, such as they are. I trust you have not worn out your ‘gifts’ so that they will be unavailable or in poor operation. We will need them in the future.
I will not entertain an equal arrangement. It is my business, started with my own skills, and I have worked very hard to nurture it. The Maidens, MILFs and GILFs are my discoveries. My men have traveled far and wide to uncover them. The secret of Victoria has been plumbed repeatedly, firmly and with vigor by Captain Sword and his men. Nothing has been held back. Everything and everyone has come repeatedly to the expected climax. And, after all of this, you ask for consideration?
This is the proposal. You will come in as an MC, whatever that is. You will contribute many ducats for the privilege to be part of my Castle’s exciting promotions. Your main duty will be to entertain the men prior to their visit to the rooms. You will have the title of ‘Fluffer’. If a man decides to stay with you rather than continue to a room you will be able to earn the expected rate. Periodically, you will be constrained to ‘redecorate’ the rooms, with or without your mother’s assistance.
You may also contribute ideas, such as the ones I have mentioned, and will be able to earn a ‘commission’ on any extra business. The men may frequently give you their ‘tips’ and these you may do with as you wish.
This is my offer.