The solution is "C.) Pissing Up a Rope" . . . Tyler has never used this phrase while acting in an official capacity as an Internet Radio Blogger.
Considering Tyler's proclivity toward employing scatological references whenever possible, I could see how many of you were led astray on this one and chose "E.) Separating Down to a Gnat's Ass" because it sort of doesn't involve the potential for expulsion of a bodily fluid . . . but he did in fact use this phrase.
Now I know "airman" will be along shortly requesting that I provide the citation and context for that quote, so here it is, in advance:
It occurred on March 9, 2011 during an episode of Sirius Buzz Radio.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/playgro...ble-march-2011
I suggest you zoom ahead to the 26:50 mark . . . that is where muscle13 begins his blistering cross-examination of Tyler Savery
Savery was in the witness box, looking rather pasty and wearing a crumpled purple shirt with an open, unironed, collar and kind of smirking at the jury (pictured below). It was steamy in the courtroom and little beads of sweat had already begun to form around Savery's temples as muscle13 stood to address the court:
muscle: good evening your honor, muscle13 on behalf of Sirius XM
judge: thank you muscle, you may proceed . . but keep it tight
muscle: thank you your honor. This shouldn’t take long
In contrast to Savery, muscle was nicely tanned, looking as fresh as a flower . . cool as a cucumber, smartly dressed in a crisp white shirt, freshly pressed-collar, red power tie and dark navy suit . . . as he began his cross, muscle paced back and forth like a cheetah eyeing its prey, firing off rapid fire questions
muscle: name 1 profitable internet radio company in 17 years . . . 17 years . . . name me just ONE!
savery: (inaudible)
muscle: what other radio companies besides Sirius XM do you follow
savery: (silence)
muscle: name me 1 other radio company you have EVER followed. Name me ONE!
savery: (sweating more profusely now) I'll name three . . . ABC, CBS & NBC
(jurors roll eyes
. . audience erupts in laughter
. . . judge threatens to clear courtroom)
sensing the time is right, muscle moves in for the kill. stepping up to the witness box and resting 1 foot on the small ledge, muscle leans in closely (getting right up in Savery's grill) and shouts
muscle: TELL ME THE EBITDA MARGIN!
savery: (silence)
muscle: TELL ME CLEAR CHANNEL'S EBITDA MARGIN ON THUMBPLAY!
savery: (mopping brow - silence)
muscle: YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION! TELL ME THE EBITDA MARGIN ON INTERNET RADIO
and this is where Savery cracks, screaming . . .
savery: I DON'T F*CKING CARE IF CLEAR CHANNEL IS PROFITABLE.
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEPARATE THIS THING DOWN TO THE GNAT'S ASS
seeing he had broken the witness . . .
muscle: I have nothing further your honor (cooly, calmly and deliberately walking back to his seat)
and there you have it airman . . .