LMFAO! Excellent stuff Sirius Roadkill.
I think i have no choice but to hire you, especially because i know how closely you follow inflation rates and budget deficits. I will be sure to bring this film in on time and under budget.
You dont mind though if i direct my own film do you? I mean some of those plot points are great, but just wouldnt work so well in MY film. I do however look forward to being the DP on yours.
Yes, lets get this baby in the can!