hilarity ensued when Dave pulled his papers off the table that had the interview questions on them and Stern said something like "those questions are going great..." because howard did all the talking...
hilarity ensued when Dave pulled his papers off the table that had the interview questions on them and Stern said something like "those questions are going great..." because howard did all the talking...
i feel like im stuck in some kinda time loop watching siri move.
why wouldnt somebody eventually raise their ask when they seeall these 347 trades going on. so weird.
I used to watch Letterman all the time it is not an odd thing for Stern to the only guest or for him to be on for more then two segments. As a matter of fact I dont think he was ever on for less then 2 segments Stern also always plugs SEVERAL times whatever he is doing to include that movie he did.
New theme song for Wall Street---Shaft
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
Wow that is quite some action all of you are seeing. It was kind of overcast with a bit of a chill out here in the Northwest. It seemed to have burned off and turned into a bright sunny day
I would say mid 70's and partly cloudy. Chance of showers is always a possibility out here.
http://www.reuters.com/article/marke...39802820090609
SIRI back in the lead
The negativity is really getting old..........................