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  1. dread is offline
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    01-27-2009, 03:16 AM #1

    dreads/humor/thread/:D

    OK, this is a classic, for those of us whom have seen this one, its timeless!!

    I remember watching this one live, when I was a kid, I happen to be making meatballs last week when this SNL clip popped into my head.


    I still can't stop laughing over this clip!! Enjoy everyone!!!

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?...chweddy+balls#

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    01-27-2009, 06:00 PM #2
    I don't know how those actors do not start cracking up during those bits.

    You could tell as soon as the guy said Shweddy Balls, she started to get that grin on her face like she wanted to laugh...

    Nice clip there Dread.

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    02-16-2009, 02:21 PM #3
    Some people never grow up!!

    If you have yet to see this one enjoy!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVw7entkxg&NR=1

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    02-16-2009, 04:52 PM #4
    She didn't look to happy! And she was acting like a 2 year old throwing a temper tantrum

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    03-01-2009, 03:05 AM #5
    I am going to be lazy and just post the link, pick your poison and enjoy!!!!!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/index

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    03-04-2009, 08:13 PM #6

    A classic :)

    Miss Browns 3rd grade class was discussing WWII. She had a old pilot who flew in Battle of Britian come in to tell them about it.

    Pilot: "Well one morning I was flying patrol over the channel when this fokker came out of the sun and latched onto me tail"

    Class: "giggles at word "fokker"

    Pilot: "I tried a weave right but the fokker stuck right with me"

    Class: giggles at "fokker"

    Pilot: I tried a weave left but the bloody fokker was still blasting me"

    Class: giggles at "fokker"

    Miss Brown: "Class there was a airplane company named "Fokker" that produced aircraft in WWII"

    Pilot: "Thats true Miss but this fokker was flying a Messerschmitt "

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    03-07-2009, 03:04 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Koop View Post
    Miss Browns 3rd grade class was discussing WWII. She had a old pilot who flew in Battle of Britian come in to tell them about it.

    Pilot: "Well one morning I was flying patrol over the channel when this fokker came out of the sun and latched onto me tail"

    Class: "giggles at word "fokker"

    Pilot: "I tried a weave right but the fokker stuck right with me"

    Class: giggles at "fokker"

    Pilot: I tried a weave left but the bloody fokker was still blasting me"

    Class: giggles at "fokker"

    Miss Brown: "Class there was a airplane company named "Fokker" that produced aircraft in WWII"

    Pilot: "Thats true Miss but this fokker was flying a Messerschmitt "
    I have some really good jokes for you Koop, I just can't post them on this site. Not appropriate!!

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    03-07-2009, 01:54 PM #8

    This is an Incredible story!

    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
    Northwestern University .

    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant
    standing with one leg raised in the air.


    The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.


    He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a
    large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.


    As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out
    with his knife,


    after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.


    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look
    on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.


    Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


    Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.


    Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
    teenaged son..

    As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and


    walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.


    The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off
    the ground, then put it down.


    The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the
    while staring at the man.


    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if
    this was the same elephant.


    Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his
    way into the enclosure.


    He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.


    The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs


    and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.


    Probably wasn't the same elephant.


    This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

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    03-10-2009, 08:51 PM #9
    LOL!! Nice one Koop!!!

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    03-10-2009, 09:41 PM #10
    yeah dread,
    the story reminds me of myself and SIRI. I try to help the elephant by giving it money and it still kills me. LOL

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