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  1. kevindorsey is offline
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    03-12-2009, 08:12 PM #11
    that first clip is awesome.

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    03-14-2009, 11:08 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Koop View Post
    yeah dread,
    the story reminds me of myself and SIRI. I try to help the elephant by giving it money and it still kills me. LOL
    Yeah!! I feel like I was picked up and slammed to the ground!! LOL

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    03-17-2009, 10:31 PM #13

    Can't help it...


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    03-17-2009, 10:34 PM #14

    A bit of political humor

    I favor #3.
    koop

    1.

    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man
    is a shame,

    two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

    -- John Adams





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    2.

    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,

    if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

    -- Mark Twain



    3.

    Suppose you were an idiot.

    And suppose you were a member of Congress.

    But then I repeat myself.

    -- Mark Twain



    4.

    I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity

    is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by
    the handle .

    -- Winston Churchill



    5.

    A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
    support of Paul.

    -- George Bernard Shaw



    6.

    A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,

    which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

    -- G. Gordon Liddy



    7.

    Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep

    voting on what to have for dinner.

    -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)



    8.

    Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money

    from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

    -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University



    9.

    Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys

    to teenage boys.

    -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian



    10.

    Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors

    to live at the expense of everybody else.

    -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)



    11.

    Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:

    If it moves, tax it.

    If it keeps moving, regulate it.

    And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

    -- Ronald Reagan (1986)



    12.

    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

    -- Will Rogers



    13.

    If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what
    it costs when it's free!

    -- P.J. O'Rourke



    14.

    In general, the art of government consists of taking as much
    money as possible

    from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

    -- Voltaire (1764)



    15.

    Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics

    won't take an interest in you!

    -- Pericles (430 B.C.)



    16.

    No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is
    in session.

    -- Mark Twain (1866)



    17.

    Talk is cheap.... except when Congress does it.

    -- Anonymous



    18.

    The government is like a baby's alimentary canal,

    with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

    -- Ronald Reagan



    19.

    The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.

    The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

    -- Winston Churchill



    20.

    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist

    is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

    -- Mark Twain



    21.

    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to
    fill the world with fools.

    --Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

    22.

    There is no distinctly native American criminal class... save Congress.

    -- Mark Twain



    23.

    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

    -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)



    24.

    A government big enough to give you everything you want,

    is strong enough to take everything you have.

    -- Thomas Jefferson



    25.

    It's fortunate that we don't get all the government we pay for.

    -- Ronald Reagan

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    03-24-2009, 12:37 PM #15
    ggggggggggggggggggggg

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    06-07-2009, 07:40 PM #17

    Just in case anyone missed this one!!!


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    07-09-2009, 04:18 AM #18
    Fast forward the first 45 sec of this one (or else you see sasha b. cohen's butt)

    Ali G
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNfSQA6ZRsc

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    07-15-2009, 09:54 PM #19
    Hi-jack a train and drive it into the white house LOL!!

    Thanks for sharing Stang!!

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    08-28-2009, 12:22 AM #20
    some funny random pics of people at walmart...
    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

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