The following is the 2008 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas

A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a
contemporary term. This year's term was Political Correctness.

The Winner Wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream
media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to
pick up a turd by the clean end"