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Looks like he's not returning. How does a battle weary dwarf sound? We can do lunch. 1:30 or so.

Got a taste for sheep, one in particular.

Darling Dragon,

The days are getting shorter, trees are now barren and winter is fast approaching. And still no sign of my warrior. The only footsteps I hear are of the townspeople as they hurry...

My darling Dragon,

Weeks have come and gone and still no sign of you. I had hoped my letter pleading for another chance would reawaken the desire you once felt for me. And yet with each passing...

Captain Sword,


It is a time for rejoicing at the Castle! Sending your latest missive with a drunken excuse of a soldier proved to be Wench's downfall. He stumbled in, crumbled ale soaked...

Captain Sword,

I am utterly dismayed at this recent turn of events regarding Sir Dragon. First, you would have me believe he was at deaths door. I readied the Stable for his return, as well...

Dear Sirs,

Since your letter arrived several days ago, I have been overcome with grief at the thought of my poor deformed dragon in pain. I too have been suffering, weeping and wailing for hours...

My darling Dragon

Never fear sweetheart, Miss Lottanonsense has recovered quite nicely. Except for the small limp, (the leg in which the glass is still embedded) and the several face, palm and...

Dearest Dragon,

I am sorry to hear of your woes my strong warrior, gypsies sound very strange indeed! Perhaps a few of the more colorful ones could be brought back to the castle to be employed. A...

My dearest Dragon,

It is with mixed emotions I accept your offer to oversee the castle in your absence. My intentions were for the business to be a joint venture, between you and I, not Miss...

My dearest Dragon,

It seems we are at an impasse. I am greatly saddened by your attitude of contempt for me. My only wish was for us to have a thriving enterprise, one we could work side by side...

This is a prime example of what I was referring to! First off Dragon, as an equal partner in this establishment I think we need to promote as a team, to be known as such. A better reply to this...

Dearest Dragon,
It was with much delight I read your change of heart regarding our collaboration. Putting our heads together will result in a spectacular business, one that will be visted by many...

Perhaps I was a bit hasty dear Dragon, in rejecting your very generous offer.

I was taken aback by your relegating me to that of a circus barker or so it seemed. I had visions of us as partners...

I have an even better idea Dragon.
YOU be the Fluffer.

Shove your offer.

Why dear Dragon, should I trust whatever words come from your mouth? I have been nothing but truthful with you from the very beginning. I have pleaded with you to recognize our little dragon as...

Obviously YOUR eyes and brain have become clouded by an excess of alcohol Dragon! If that weren't so you would realize I am the same Wench you desired many months ago. The same wench who excited you...

I bet it is! :mad:

You are joking, right? I have been inconsolable since you were sent away! Much wailing, hand wringing and mourning has occurred. I pleaded with the King as he rose from my...

Drag,

Perhaps you need to take a quick look at your assignment papers again. You might recall during our conversation yesterday I spoke of the Kings new orders for you if you refused to comply...

Dearest Dragon,

I am hurt beyond words at your accusations! After the initial shock has worn off, the sobbing, wailing and whimpering ceased, I have picked myself up, dusted my low cut, flirty,...

I am curious dear Dragon. Is there a time limit you have set for yourself to ponder my suggestion of a celebration? I am anxiously awaiting your consent to begin the planning. Surely, two days is...

My Dear Dragon,

I am literally speechless at your unfounded accusations of my supposed wicked behavior. Odious, abhorrent, repellent all strong words, to be bantered about the village. This is my...

Mend my ways. Not so much. :p
What fun is there in that Atyp?

I believe the dungeon you speak of is in foreclosure. :smilewinkgrin:
The sheriff's men are busy boarding it up.

Julie AKA ...

You had me at Horny. :D Thanks for the funny video Atyp.

Julie