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Dear Wench

I regret burdening you with another missive, however it is necessary.

I decided that my men and I should follow Sir Dragon, against his wishes, to assure he arrived safely. He has...

Dear Wench

I felt it necessary to write quickly as Sir Dragon has departed our camp.

He was, as we described in our last missive, becoming the man we knew him to be. His disorientation had...

Dear Wench

It is with great…deep embarrassment…that I, Captain Sword and also Major Pike, do hereby confess a grievous mistake to you.

We had been completely convinced that Sir Dragon was, in...

Dear Wench

It is our sad duty to advise you of the fact that a tragedy has befallen our leader, Sir Dragon.

He was running through the forest chasing gypsies with a net when he was attacked by...

Wench

Your letter to me was recently received. It was good to know that things are progressing. I do, however, have need to ask a question…or two.

I am horrified to hear that Miss Lottabodi has...

Julie Wench

My men and I have arrived at the town invaded by gypsies.

Unfortunately, they must have known we were coming as they are not readily in attendance. And they wear so much jewelry...

Julie, aka The Wench

I am gratified that you have seen fit to accept my offer.

As to Miss Lottabodi, I have instructed her carefully so as to be sure she offers the utmost assistance to you and...

Julie, The Wench

Your slightly less insolent letter has reached me. The tone contains, once again, some sarcasm, but shrouded in meringue so as to deceive. I do, however, wonder about the...

Mr. Hopey

I have read your request with alarm.

First, you suggest that my employees are, shall we say, less than appropriate. Then you request additional individuals which is beyond my initial...

Mad Julie

Once again, sarcasm unnecessarily accompanies your words.

While I am aware of your heroic ‘services’ to the men of the village, I see that your prime interest is in the ‘care’ you...

I was Hopeful that you would find it such.

My staff stands (or lays) ready to be of service. Ducats will not be necesary. With My Compliments.


Dragon

Wenchette

You are quite correct, and Raoul agrees, that giraffe may not be tender enough for our repast when it comes. Therefore, I will suggest a variety of the best scorpions, caterpillars,...

Dear Wench Julie

My intent, when asking that you be a ‘fluffer' was simple.

When visiting the castle, the men sometimes come directly from the fields. Their clothes are a bit, shall we say,...

Does this mean you will be forfeiting the ducats that will come your way? The extra accolades that being MC, whatever that is, will be bestowed on you? The hurrahs that the populace will sing when...

Mistress Julie

Your message arrived as I was completing plans for a new program at the Castle. It will be called, ‘By Wotan, That Is One Beautiful Sheep’.

It will work in this fashion. There...

Your frequent mention of this Secret of Victoria’s now intrigues me.

I have decided to investigate. As I wanted a thorough examination I considered using the FP, under the command of Major Bruce,...

I, the Mighty Dragon, am, above all, fair. My men will attest.

I have spoken with others not involved in telling me of your past ‘weight problem’ to verify your account. They were men of the FP.
...

Ere, I am again shocked, that this vile wench Julie, one who has never hesitated to complain to me of her ‘difficult circumstances’, should once more foul the air in which she speaks!

Your lying...

I, the mighty Dragon, have returned from fighting a war for my King in a far-away land. I was victorious and led many men in battle.

There were other, less violent activities which did much to...

I’ve learned a lesson and learned it well
Born of passion when darkness fell,
The memory was warm, then became unruly
Men, protect yourselves. Her name is Julie.

Dragon
(Off to fight the...

Woman, this has gone far enough.

I have continually responded to each of your entreaties with an openness that defies description. You have, in each case, replied with deviousness, slander, and...

My Dear Woman

You have now begun to offend me. I have responded to your reminder of our ‘glorious’ night with open warmth and respect for ‘our’ little Dragon. You are now hectoring and threatening...

My Dearest Julie

Ah…ah…a…let me take this occasion to tell you how much I have missed you since that night. I have obviously been under much strain; the kingdom has been unruly and demands much of...

The sheriff has been notified of your impudent comment.

His men are not closing the facility – it is being remodeled – due to an expected influx of new detainees which may very well involve you....

Spoken like the wench you are. Seems you haven't mended your ways.

But beware, the sheriff's men are still watching - and waiting.

The dungeon awaits. And your hideous one-eyed dog will not be...