Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."
Phew, a laugh just in time.
With all the dangerous, hateful crap going on, this forum should have laughs every day. It would be like taking a pill prescribed by a doctor.
Your right Atypical, so much negative stuff is going on and everyone needs to laugh everyday, so I try to bring some kind of positive energy even if it's
a silly joke. :)
There is a very funny Bill Maher rant (New Rules) re passage of the health industry reform bill. Didn't want to post it here and be accused of "soiling" the forum, which I would probably agree with.
Here's the link if anyone wants to see it. Thanks for the reply.